Bold of you to assume I had any to begin with
- Gilles Deleuze, Negotiations (via kalliope-amorphous)
- Slavoj Zizek (via violentics)
reblog and make a wish!
this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
i reblog this everytime it’s on my dash ❤️
THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS HOLY SHIT. MAKE A WISH EVERY FUCKING TIME
few months ago i wished for a cat… and my dad got me a black kitten 2 days later. TWO DAYS. and i love my Loki the most ….
i wish that i could one day meet my best friend on saturday aND SHE BOOKED THE DATE TO FLY DOWN AND STAY WITH US ON TUESDAY
I really want a dwarf hamster. I’ve wanted one for so long {I mean daddy has one named Jeffrey but he only lives at his house so I don’t see him much} I really want my own!
really needed this
worth a shot
Please god
So I recently ran into a sugar “master post” on here but noticed a lot of the links were broken. Since there are so many aspiring sugar babies with a ton of questions I thought I’d make a new one! Here it is: a very long compilation of my favorite tips and tricks from sugar babies all over tumblr. Enjoy! Xoxo
Safety
Deleting yourself from the internet
Sending pictures via google voice texting
Tips to remaining safe as a sugar baby
What information should you give your SD?
How SD’s can track where you live
Sugar baby safety & catfishing
Tricking him to keep your privacy
Free-styling
How to approach men while free styling
Free-styling and where to meet sugar daddies
Free-styling and how to trigger a mans generosity from the start
Meeting SD’s online
Writing/writing back to messages
How to message men on sugar sites
Weeding through messages on sugar sites
Allowance, financials, and budgeting
How to get the allowance you want
How to ask your sugar daddy for an allowance
What form should I take my allowance in?
Asking for money on a POT date
Getting him to buy you something
When he says he doesn’t feel comfortable with allowance…
How much can he really pay you?
Budgeting tips for sugar babes
Tips on spending your sugar money
5 questions to ask before agreeing to allowance offer
What to say to get the allowance you want
The art of sugar dating
How to handle a first date with a POT
What NOT to talk about on a POT date
How to: manipulate the conversation
How to create a positive impression
6 ways to make your sugar date the best date he’s ever had
What the hell am I going to talk to him about?!
Checklist the night before your date
What you need to do before your POT date
Dining etiquette pt. 2
First date conversations with your SD
What to bring in your purse on a sugar date
100 “non allowance” questions to ask a POT on a date
How cheat your way through small talk
Seduction, manipulation & negotiation
Remember: You are an actress/actor
How to make him want to say yes
Master guide: Body language linguistics
How to manipulate people into liking you more
How to keep wealthy men coming back to you to give you more
Emotion, seduction and manipulation
Keeping your SD
Treat your SD right… Or someone else will
Don’t become familiar or ordinary
Showcase yourself to yourself to your SD
Blowjob tips (for uncircumcised penises as well)
Appearance
How to make yourself more attractive
Charming cash out of your sugar daddy
Platonic Sugar
A tip for aspiring sugar babes
Sugar Travel
Travel etiquette for sugar babies
General tips/info on sugaring
How to find a sugar daddy in 6 simple steps
This lifestyle isn’t for everyone
The secrets to being a successful sugar baby
“Thing’s I’ve learned from living with sugar babies”
25 tips to make you better sugar
10 golden rules of sugar dating
Remain calm, cool and collected
Things you need to remember when you start sugaring:
You are not asking for too much!
Beginning advice for newbies
So you want to be a sugar baby…
What would you tell your newbie SB self if you could go back?
5 newbie mistakes and how to avoid them
Remember this when you become a sugar baby
4 things every aspiring SB should know
“How do I become a sugar baby?”
How to stand out as a sugar baby
“Learn from my sugar mistakes”
“When is right to start sugaring?”
Tips from a successful sugar baby
All about him
How to know if he’s the right sponsor
How to get him to raise your allowance
POTs
Things POT’s say when they’re trying not to pay
Distinguishing sugar from salt
10 questions to ask a POT before a relationship
Figuring out if they’re salt without going on a date
“What should I say?” And personality
Don’t be mundane and predictable
When he asks “What are you willing to do sexually?”
When he complains about paying you
When he asks if you’ve had an arrangement before
What to say when he asks “What are you looking for?”
When he says “I’ll pay you later”
Your sugar profile
Make your profile work for you
Random tips/things/misc.
P.O. boxes and why you should have one
“Advice I received from a whale SD”
Why love is poison for a heartless gold-digger and a guide to the antidote
“Sex is sex, but money is money”
No luck finding a sugar daddy?
this is amazing, like major thankyou !!!



